i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way
reasons i don’t want to do a presentation in front of my class:
- my voice shakes
- i go all red
- i’m ugly
- people will be looking at me
- i’M UGLY AND PEOPLE WILL BE LOOKING AT ME AND MY VOICE WILL GO ALL WEIRD THIS IS AN ISSUE
side effects of being friends with me include gaining extensive knowledge of tv shows you dont watch or care about
"You’re under no obligation to be the same person you were five minutes ago."
fun prank: stand up in the middle of class. run out of the school. keep running. do not turn back. start a new life under a fake name.